Due to the overwhleming success of the war on Afghanistan, and the resounding recovery of it's poppy industry, President Bush has announced that in order to aid the Afghani economy he has under the Emergency Powers Articles of the Patriuot Act authorized a new $100 Billion program to distribute opium and heroin solely thru the auspices of the Southern Baptist church.
Those practicing religions not authorized to distribute opium are ordered to report to the appropriate authorities to be tatooed on the forehead and arm. Thosefound to be unmarked are to be burned at the stake.
"Heroin is better than sodomy", Baptist leaders agreed, "We're ready to do our part to help those godless heathens.".
Spectacular Everyday Fractals
12 years ago
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Is herion really better than sodomy? I dunno, I never tried heroin.
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