While the rest of Christendom files past a wax dummy, Vatican officials have been concluding a secret agreement to bring the famous "Vampire Slayer" out of her much deserved retirement in a last ditch effort to cope with the growing ravages of the cannibalistic Undead Pontiff.
"We really need someone to come and kick this Pope's ass.", an anonymous Church Father told Fuggin Hilarious. "Things are really getting out of hand. He's not one of those slow and stumbling 'Dawn of the Dead' type zombies, he's '28 Days Later', quick and mean and smart, and we are just dropping like flies in there..."
Buffy, in her secret identity as Sarah Michelle Geller, is known to have arrived in Rome, but it is not known wether Michele Tractenburg, Alyson Hannigan, and Elisa Dushku, have joined her there, which would be really hot. I mean seriously, think of all those girls half-naked fighting the Zombie Pope. We are talking big comeback here.
Spectacular Everyday Fractals
12 years ago
3 comments:
I want to see Buffy and Faith in a bare breasted lesbian kissing scene. can you imagine Buffy tittys and Faith tittys rubbing against each other?
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